我的爸妈 (第13/13页)

redbeanpewithrocksugar,dadstiritafteritiscooked,anddrinkitwithmilkpowder.Ireallywanttodrinkredbeanmilk.

    Dadsaid,"Baby,pleasewritemeyourreadingexperience.IsaidthatwhenIfinishedwriting,showDadwithanotherpseudonym.Hewasveryhappytopraisemeforbeingreasonable,sohegaveittome.Dadsaid,"YouGivemeahurrytodefecatetodayaobed,otherwisemymotherwillbestinkingtodeathbyyou,andIdreamofgoldencloudseveryday,whichissoevil.

    Isaid,askMommatomakebckteaformetodrinktosavemydigestion.IaskedMommawhatthehaikuis.Mommasaiditwasakindofvitalitythatpraisedtheteatreeforbeingreallyimmortal.Fuagediariesaresostupid.UsingMamaasamilitaryteacher,Isaid,Haikuisnotthatsimple.